Our family has always loved this movie. During the movie in the park I was reminded why. Here are some of my favorite lines.

I do not accept excuses. I’m just going to have to find myself a new giant.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

I’m here to kill you. That does put a damper on our relationship.

You mean you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll kill each other like civilized people, is that it?

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

My way is not very sportsmanlike.

I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Rest well and dream of large women 

You’ are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Another prince, like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby.

Your pig fiancé is too late.

I am not the dread pirate Roberts, my name is Ryan.

Queen of slime, queen of  filth, queen of putrescence.

Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.

I might kill who you want me to miracle. He’s already dead. Bring him in.

To blave.

What I wouldn’t give for a Holocaust cloak.

Oh you mean this gate key.

I think that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. How marvelous.

I’ll use small words you warthog faced buffoon.

It’s conceivable you miserable vomitous mass.